trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The feeling are messing with the penis
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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