did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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