You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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