How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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