My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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