If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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