Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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