To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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