i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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