i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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