I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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