That's intense
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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