I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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