Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
sarcasm needs its own font
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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