i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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