You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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