she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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