yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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