with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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