Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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