real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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