Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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