I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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