Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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