Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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