You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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she peed on how many people?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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