didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Your dad touched me again.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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