I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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