Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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