I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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