The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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