What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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