carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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