Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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