Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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