i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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