worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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