was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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