I never want to see another naked old woman again.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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