How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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