So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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