yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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