I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I just forgot I was standing up.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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