i barfeds in our rink
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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