Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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