Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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