If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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