ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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