Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Vodka?
Forever.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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