Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i came on her dog
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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